THE RED MENACE IS STILL AROUND! NEVER GIVE IN!
AGATHA HASN’T BEEN TOUCHED IN YEARS

cougarsayswhat:

salutemotherfuckersitssurge:

EVEN THE FUCKING HYPNOS LOOK AT HER AND GO “MAN, I HAVE FUCKING STANDARDS, LIKE 11 YEAR OLD GIRLS”.

Why the fuck would I want to be fucked by a Hypno? Those things are creepier than your pepperoni nipples.

Also, you would know about 11 year old girls you sick fucking fuck.

FUCKING FUCK? NOW ORIGINAL. DID I SAY I KNEW THAT SHIT? NO. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT IT’S A HYPOTHETICAL THOUGHT. NO ONE LOVES YOU NOT EVEN THE RAPIST POKÉMON! GOLBAT CAN’T EVEN USE LEECH LIFE ON YOU AND MUK DIE WHEN THEY COME NEAR YOU!